11:32 AM SMS HUMOR

If
you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me... If you
need me, come to me...
If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED
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You'rE CutE



CharminG



CooL



SmarT



ClassY



WittY



AttractivE



EndearinG



So LovabLE


ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!
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In case of
fire read this
message..
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!
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I'm
at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against
me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME
OUT; So HURRY UP!

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UR 100%beautiful

UR 100%lovely

UR 100%sweet

UR 100%nice...

and

UR 100%stupid to believe these words!
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